Doritos Soda Hybrid

I'm not sure where to start I am so repulsed about what I'm about to type.

I was getting gas at the chevron a couple hours ago. As I stood there being painfully raped by the oil company. Pouring my heart and my soul into my gas tank, so that I could drive to work to pay for the heart and soul that I was pouring into the atmosphere.

I digress

Ok, so I'm standing there and I had been noticing lately this new flavor of doritos, which I love. The new flavor is called 'quest' which is also linked to a heavily flash animated website. Where you can play a little myst-type game. Which I have to say is incredibly hard. Apparently this is also where you can guess the answer (the flavor), and get a chance to win $100,000. Sweet action.

When I first opened the bag and took a deep inhale. My first thought was 'PEZ' yes, those delicious little fruit flavored candies. That are dispensed from the trachea of whatever mystical cartoon character it happens to be.

Ok. chips should NOT smell like pez. I grabbed a yellowish looking chip and took my first bite. I was immensley disappointed. The flavor was like that of getting a lime thrown in your face. I know there are lime chips out there and to tell you the truth these were a little better.

So I'm sitting here grimacing smelling and munching to see if I can possibly wiggle the flavor out. My first though was margaritas, or 'margaritos' yea I know.

I got tired of eating them, so I went online to find out what this mystery flavor really was. You will NEVER ever ever guess in a million years.

MOUNTAIN DEW

Yes you read it right. Since when did they start mixing soda flavor into chip flavors. Just thinking about eating a crispy salty version of mountain dew makes my skin crawl. I can't imagine who was sitting there, probably some really really stoned guy saying to himself,

"gee I wish I didn't have to eat chips then drink my soda, why can't I just do both at once?" Dumbass.

Maybe some dude dropped a chip into his glass of mountain dew and picked it up and ate it anyway, maybe because it was his last chip. Who knows all I know is... I call Party Fowl~

Sweet, glad I got that off my chest, save yourself ¢99 and take my word for it. Yuk.